“maybe if i drink another coffee, i will feel better”
“maybe if i buy myself a new sweater, i will feel better”
“maybe if i get so drunk i can’t see, i will feel better”
“maybe if i sleep for fourteen hours, i will feel better”
(Source: ptysis, via walkonwaterordrownn)
I’m constantly torn between the ‘be kind to everyone’ and the ‘fuck everyone you owe them nothing’ mentalities
(Source: goblinparty, via orgasmic-humor)
Oh my fucking god!! All these TVD post suck ass I started watching them on Netflix and didn’t watch this last season! I’m freaking out!
Whatever holiday is next that you buy gifts I really just want a big bag of rubber bands. I always loose mine and realize I need it! Luckily I’ve kept this last one in my bed side drawer.
men should take advantage of the lack of dress code rules set for guys and wear mini skirts and tank tops to school every day
OH MY GOD LAST YEAR THE DUDES ON MY CLASS HAVE DONE IT
AND THEY GOT ALL CALLED IN THE PRINCIPAL’S ROOM
BUT THEY DIDNT GOT IN TROUBLE BECAUSE
THEY SAID EXACTLY IT “BUT THOSE RULES ARE ONLY FOR GIRLS”
I’M NOT EVEN JOKING
OH MY GOD